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Guy calls in sick one day and gets his boss on the phone. "I won't be in today, I have anal glaucoma". His boss says, "What the hell is anal glaucoma?". The guy replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in today."
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2004, 07:30 PM
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-14-2004, 12:03 AM
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LMAO, have to try that one
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-17-2004, 05:31 PM
 
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that was definately short but funny...!
lol...
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 08:03 AM
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 10:14 AM
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that was short and funnny

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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 10:21 AM
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Good one newbie!
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 10:52 AM Thread Starter
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Wink Hey Jluv

Don't you feel even the slightest little bit silly calling me a "newbie"? I mean, I may have called you "the boy" for a year or so but.......
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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 11:38 AM
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Re: Hey Jluv

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Don't you feel even the slightest little bit silly calling me a "newbie"? I mean, I may have called you "the boy" for a year or so but.......
Whatever, newbie.


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lol good 1
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 10:39 PM
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hahaha lmao
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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 06:34 PM
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Reminds me of the guy who had an optical nerve in his asshole. He had a shitty outlook on life.
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 06:36 PM
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