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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 05:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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The top 8 morons of 2003

Funny! Hope you don't see anyone you know in these.



Stories to make us feel that much smarter!


1. AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he
lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten
tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing
beside
them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself
up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein
the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the
money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he
tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
wouldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each
man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll
shoot," the man shouted,"That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?"
the
doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb
and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep
his
hand in his pocket (hellllllooooooo!)

8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!)
Last summer, on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east
of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a
problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand
new 22ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to
make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there
could
tell them what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working
condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the
propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys
jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water,
he was laughing so hard.


NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE..

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 06:46 PM
 
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[email protected] The last one.
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 07:06 PM
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I thought the anchor was gonna be down.
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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 07:08 PM
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these are funny but i don't think that any happened in 2003. i have seen these along time ago
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 07:18 PM
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Top 1, John Walter, was canned from AT&T in 1997.
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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 07:19 PM
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Top 1, John Walter, was canned from AT&T in 1997.
Oh yea, he wasn't fired, he resigned after they wouldn't name him to the CEO position as planned.
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I thought the anchor was gonna be down.

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LMGDAO!!! some of those i havent read before... greatness...
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2004, 05:20 AM
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LMAO those are great hahahahaha

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The one about the guy in the stand off is good stuff.
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-15-2004, 08:32 AM
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Re: The top 8 morons of 2003

Quote:
Originally posted by Tha50KidsGrl
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten
tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing
beside
them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself
up."

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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-15-2004, 09:05 AM
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The one about the guy in the stand off is good stuff.
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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-17-2004, 08:55 AM
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LMAO @ the boat one, friggen dumbass
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 12:42 AM
 
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omg thats some funny chit
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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 02:21 PM
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hilarious!!!!!
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