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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 05:24 PM Thread Starter
 
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Looking for your wife...

Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with bolnde hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 05:27 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-10-2004, 05:27 PM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-11-2004, 07:25 PM
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