Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with bolnde hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours!"