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The Dillema of the Athiest

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic
trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to
himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top
of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw
to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..." Time stopped.
The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light
shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I
don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you
expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
Of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps Could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of
the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws
together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty Through Christ our Lord Amen."

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That reminds me of a sticker or t shirt dont remember which that said "I'm an atheist thank god."
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