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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-06-2004, 07:37 AM Thread Starter
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A women shows up 3o min. early at her job at the sperm bank. As soon as she opens the door a masked man rushes in behind her waving a gun. Open the safe he exclaims, but sir this is a sperm bank. I don't care, do as I say or I'll blow your head off.
Take everything on the first shelf and put it here on the counter, he yells. She does as he asks. Then the masked man says, take that first cup and drink it down. She pauses in amazement, he points the gun right at her head and says drink it and turns the cup up and drains every last drop down her throat. Then he says now drink the next one, trembling she removes the lid and drains the next one. Now do the same with the next one, she complys.
As she is finishing the third one the man removes his mask, it's her husband. With a satsified look on his faces he says, now that wasn't that hard was it?
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Hahaha

Why is that such a big deal??? LOL
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lmao. i dont understand why thats such a big deal either. I think id have a hard time drinking a complete strangers love juice though...
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lmao. i dont understand why thats such a big deal either. I think id have a hard time drinking a complete strangers love juice though...


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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-14-2004, 01:30 AM
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lmao. i dont understand why thats such a big deal either. I think id have a hard time drinking a complete strangers love juice though...
HI,

Let me introduce myself. My name is John, I drive a mustang, I have brown hair, Brown eyes. blah blah blah.

Now will ya blow me?


1993 Mustang LE LX - Street Strip(project)
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