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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-03-2004, 04:08 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: Tide laundry detergent

Procter & Gamble Co. - Tide Laundry Detergent Dept.
Dear Sirs,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best.
Now that I am getting older and going through menopause, I find it even
better. In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and I ended up getting a lot of his blood on my
white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but
it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out. In fact, the
stains came out so well that some detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no
longer be considered a suspect.
I thank you once again for having such a great product. Well, I have to
go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.
Sincerely,
A relieved menopausal wife

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