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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-29-2004, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
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Wink Texas representing

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went
over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot,
stomped the spiders flat and said,

"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon but we're not
having any of that shit in Texas!"

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-29-2004, 11:40 PM
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repost but its a funny one
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 08:29 PM
gotta love hotties
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that shit is great

watching ricers race is like watching the special olympics--it doesnt matter who wins b/c they are all retarded
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 11:10 AM
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funny but i think the last line was
"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon but we're not
having any of that queer shit in Texas!"

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 02:27 PM
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That is a funny one.
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 04:32 PM
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texas can't beat it gay bashing and the death penalty

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 04:34 PM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-04-2004, 03:42 AM
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