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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-28-2004, 11:56 AM Thread Starter
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Nut joke

A guy goes into a bar. Hes sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - theres nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."

The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.

"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "Whats with the nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "Theyre complimentary."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-29-2004, 02:54 PM
 
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 01:07 AM
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 01:08 AM
 
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if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.
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yea why bother posting that?

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 12:41 PM Thread Starter
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cause it's a joke thats so lame it made me laugh
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 09:27 PM
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if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 09:57 AM
 
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cause it's a joke thats so lame it made me laugh
point taken. It was kinda funny in a cheesey sort of way.
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 12:07 PM
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if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.
i would be right beside you

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