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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-28-2004, 11:55 AM Thread Starter
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thermometer joke

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.
One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,
"Don't move -- I'll be right back."
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in
amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?"
"I hiccupped."
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-01-2004, 09:31 PM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 01:21 AM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-02-2004, 09:24 AM
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