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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 12:13 PM Thread Starter
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Things that are difficult to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

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British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more beer for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 09:45 PM
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Re: Things that are difficult to say when drunk

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Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I forgot this was the joke forum so I'm actually thinking about how hard those words are to say and then I get to the bottom....greatness.
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Re: Re: Things that are difficult to say when drunk

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I forgot this was the joke forum so I'm actually thinking about how hard those words are to say and then I get to the bottom....greatness.
I didn't forget it was the forum, but I was thinking on how hard they would be to say.
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i have a hard time saying i don't want a beer even when i am sober

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