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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-25-2004, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
 
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Naturalization Bet

Two families move from Iraq to America.
When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 03:02 AM
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second guy wins.......not that I'm racist
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