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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-25-2004, 05:55 PM Thread Starter
 
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Noggin

One day a tired salseman goes into a bar and orders a beer.
While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a nittle old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your noggin get to me so DAMN Tiny?"

The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, i was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beuatiful mermaid came up on shore. She gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked her to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex.
So i said "how about a little head then?"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 03:05 AM
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lmao........wait a minute I'm in the Navy........so that makes me a sailor........what the HELL!!!!! Its not that funny anymore
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 03:09 AM
 
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good one
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-26-2004, 09:21 PM
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salesman - little - be
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