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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 09:58 AM Thread Starter
 
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A truly smart husband.........

A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 12:08 PM
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lol........
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 06:06 PM
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that's the best thing I've hear today.

Some people are like Slinkies- Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 10:48 PM
 
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that's the best thing I've heard today.
same here!! lol
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