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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-20-2004, 05:24 PM Thread Starter
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little girl talkin dirty

a father and daughter are together on a beautiful saturday morning in their front yard doing light yard work and so on.....the little girl is planting flowers in the flower bed and she suddenly sees two spiders on top of each other

she says "daddy!daddy!" look at those spiders...."

the father replies, "yes honey i see them"

the daughter says ..."daddy, daddy why are they on top of each other?"

the father replies a bit embarrased "honey they're mating."

he quickly returns to his work....the little girl still curious watching

the spiders anxiously...."daddy, daddy....what are they called?"

the father sighs and says "the one on the bottom is called a daddy longlegs...."

the little girl then asks "is the one on top mommy longlegs?"

the father says "no honey its name is daddy longlegs, too."

the little girl runs over and SQUISHES them both!!!

the father with an estranged look on his face says "baby why did you do such a thing?"

the little girl replies furiously "that faggot shit may fly in Oregon or California, but i'll be damned if it starts in Texas!"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 03:19 AM
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LMAO theres so many queers out here in Cali
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 03:08 PM
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HAHA Hell Ya, Texas rules!
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now i know my fair share of fags, but that was funny
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 09:50 PM
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that is quite possibly the best thing i've ever heard. ROFL
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