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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 02-20-2004, 09:12 AM Thread Starter
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Can I tell you a blond joke?

A blind man finds his way in to a bar. Unknown to him, it is a bar frequented by mainly blond women. After ordering a beer, the blind man asked the bartender, "Would you like to hear a blond joke?" The bartender explained, "I don't know if you realized it, but you are sitting next a blond woman. There are two blond women playing pool and three other blonds sitting at a table. Also, I am a blond. So, do you really what to tell a blond joke?" The man thought for a bit and answered, "No, I don't think so. I surely don't want to explain the joke seven times."
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post #10 of 25 (permalink) Old 02-28-2004, 07:58 PM
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funny...

the version that i heard was several years ago, and it was about aggies, in lieu of blondes...

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post #11 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 11:36 AM
 
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lol that was hilarious!
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post #12 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 11:38 AM
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post #14 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 11:42 AM
 
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yeah whats wrong with me posting?
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Posting in the jokes forum does not increase post count.
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yeah whats wrong with me posting?
I dont beleive anyone said there was something wrong with you posting. Calm down tiger its going to Be A ok!
post #17 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 12:48 PM
 
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what forums can increase my posts?.. and whats up with "that girls" posting? .. its stephanie
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Other than jokes and the smackatorium i think everything else will increase your post count. try the back porch, its easy to strike up convos in there.
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eh, look at britt giving advise hahaha!

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post #22 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 02:05 PM
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eh, look at britt giving advise hahaha!
well i refuse to be a bitch to her bcz shes a newbie like everyone was to me while my post count was under 100 ya gotta start somewhere
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hahaha that was great!!!!
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post #25 of 25 (permalink) Old 03-23-2004, 11:56 AM
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he problaly had to explain that

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