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Russian Condom Shortage

> George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to
> Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded,"
> "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
> "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
> their power to help you," replied President Bush.
> "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP
> to tide us over?"
> "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"
> "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2" in
> diameter? "said Putin.
> "No problem," replied the President.
> Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how he had
> put one over on the Americans!
> George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a
> favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
> "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.
> "Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in
> diameter."
> "Easily done. Anything else?"
> "Yeah," said the President,
> "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, .........SIZE: "SMALL" on each one!!"

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