Little construction worker
A young boy said to his mother "I want to be a construction worker." His mother told him "why dont you go next door where they are building a house and see what you can learn by watching." The next day the young boy was outside with some friends and they were putting up some frames they had made. The boy said "move that sum bitch to the left now back it a cunt hair up" the mother heard this and grabbed him by his ear drug him inside. The mother asked "why are you talking like that" the boy said "I'm being a construction worker" the mother demanded he go get a switch the boy replied "go get your own damn switch I aint no electrician."