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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-17-2004, 12:07 AM Thread Starter
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Husband Store

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go
to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in
five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes
as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door
to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find
some husbands...

First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's
better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another
floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy
me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to
please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the
stairs."

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Hahahahaah that's great, but only one thread is needed

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Hahahahaah that's great, but only one thread is needed
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