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good reason not to cheat

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in
the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied," Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

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post #2 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-16-2004, 10:19 AM
 
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That's twisted.
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Oh Jesus thats gross!!!!
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That's twisted.
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post #5 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-17-2004, 01:30 AM
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WHOA holy ass! i didnt expect that ending!
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LMMFAO!!! oh hell thats fucked up!!!!


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I could have saved a few minutes of my life and skipped this thread.
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post #11 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-18-2004, 02:26 PM
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thats funny shit
that is a great joke but did not expect the ending though
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LOL...seen a similar one before...but the ending on this one is more f'd up.

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All I can say is WOW! That would have royally sucked! LOL
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All I can say is WOW! That would have royally sucked! LOL
lol...speaking of sucked....I wonder if she did.....and did she swallow

wouldn't that be a form of siblicide? <sp?>

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That is disgusting!!
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LMAO! That's twisted and fucking gross!
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the ending was a blindside
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now that was a great joke!!!!!
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Thats fugged up! Gross!!
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lol...speaking of sucked....I wonder if she did.....and did she swallow

wouldn't that be a form of siblicide? <sp?>
LMAO!!
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post #27 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-24-2004, 12:13 PM
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Hope she's on the pill!
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another classic....

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That's funny but fucked up
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that can't be considered cheating, there has to be something much much worse to describe that. that would suck if she some how got pregnant, being a mother and a sister.

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WHOA holy ass! i didnt expect that ending!
NO SHIT!,LOL
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That's sick!!!
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Wtf! Lmao
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omg! that's sick!
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post #38 of 40 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 02:20 PM
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hey, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.

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hey, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.
your fu**ing sick man......
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post #40 of 40 (permalink) Old 12-11-2004, 12:55 PM
 
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that was both funny and sick at the same time!!! wonder if thats ever happened? doesn't really seem to far fetched if you think about it!
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