The girl knelt in the confessional and said,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror
and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,
and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't
a sin... it's simply a mistake."