16 things to do in a bathroom stall
16 THINGS TO DO IN A BATHROOM STALL
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with bodily
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh s***!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "D***, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the
toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall
walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toliet paper
and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say,"Whoops, could you kick
that back over here, please?
12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
13. Say, "D***, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
14. Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see
your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"
16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"