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1. madder than a queer with tonsillatius on valentines day
2. more frustrated than christopher reeve doing the hokey pokey
3. madder thatn a 3 legged dog trying to bury a terd on a frozen lake
4. madder than a skinhead whatchin the jeffersons
5. more frustrated than legless ethiopian wathcing a doughnut role down a hill
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Re: analogies

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3. madder thatn a 3 legged dog trying to bury a terd on a frozen lake




Since when does a dog bury a turd???? cats only do that.
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those were all from jeff foxworthy on his comedy central special
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actually jackass those are from Larry the Cable Guy. Git-R-Done
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those are not called analogies they are called colliquilisms

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96_power_ranger those are not called analogies they are called colliquilisms
I'm gonna double check, but I don't think that those are colloquialisms either. <---- correct spelling btw

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no, they are analogies. and it's hotter than a bus load of fat women going to see the ricky martin
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those are not called analogies they are called colliquilisms
Beat me to it.
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it's hotter than 2 rats f**king in a wool sock on a hot tin roof.
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