Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas,
when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the
dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his
friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the
story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend from
"But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the
and he starts writing again. He asks, "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues
From Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the
What team do you root for?! ", the reporter asks.
"Oh, I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an OU fan," the boy replies.
just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes:
"Little Red-necked Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet."