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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-06-2004, 08:14 PM Thread Starter
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MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN
>MASK OVER HIS MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE
>HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND
>THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
>EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW,
>I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET.
>HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES
>BLACK?"
>FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN,
>HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER
>OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK AND SAY'S, "THERE'S
>NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"
>
>
>FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND
>REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE
>--MY--TEST--RESULTS--BACK ?"

Bitch looks like a doughnut wrapped in duct tape!
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-07-2004, 01:26 AM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-09-2004, 03:48 AM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-09-2004, 03:53 AM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-10-2004, 01:04 PM
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