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best blonde joke

a blonde gets a new sports car and she's speeding down the highway, swerving in and out of traffic when she cuts a trucker off. well he's pissed and gets up next to her and tells her to pull over. she does and he gets out and tells her to get out of the car. he takes some chalk and draws a circle on the ground and tells her to stay in it and not to get out. he gets his knife and scratches her car all the way around, when he looks over at her she has a little grin. when this makes him madder, so he slices all four of her tires, well now she has a big smile on her face, this pisses him off even more so he gets his knife and slashes her seats up. well now she's giggling. this just infuriates him so he goes to his truck and comes back with a gas can and dumps it in her car and sets it on fire. by now she's rolling on the ground laughing histarically. he asks her what the hell is so funny and she says "every time you're not looking i step out of the circle"
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LMAO!!! What an idiot!!

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oh hell. Heather, your joke was funny but I think the best blonde joke is...
The one where the fat blonde chick gets fucked over by a fat mexican. Then to get attention and make people feel sorry for her, she comes up with the story of being pregnate.

sound familiar Christina?

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oh hell. Heather, your joke was funny but I think the best blonde joke is...
The one where the fat blonde chick gets fucked over by a fat mexican. Then to get attention and make people feel sorry for her, she comes up with the story of being pregnate.

sound familiar Christina?
hmmmm, not really...and your joke sucked!

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oh hell. Heather, your joke was funny but I think the best blonde joke is...
The one where the fat blonde chick gets fucked over by a fat mexican. Then to get attention and make people feel sorry for her, she comes up with the story of being pregnate.

sound familiar Christina?

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post #9 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-06-2004, 03:03 PM
 
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that was a good joke though
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post #10 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-06-2004, 03:19 PM
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I'd always heard it as an aggie joke.
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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-06-2004, 07:37 PM
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I'd always heard it as an aggie joke.
most blonde jokes can be changed to an aggie joke. it's weird how that works.
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post #14 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-10-2004, 01:06 PM
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i had heard that before but its still funny

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