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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-07-2001, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up Joke for the Ladies - Are there any on DFWStangs?

Here's one that only a woman could appreciate....

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,
she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome
stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on
hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her,
hypnotizing her with his soft
murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her
from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his
foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this
tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to
dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her
every need.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone
unfulfilled for so long.

And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for
one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! - it will never fit!"
Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for
her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze,
tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long
before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to
do it again and again and again............

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DON'T YA JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-07-2001, 03:03 PM
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-07-2001, 03:07 PM
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