An Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacularly beautiful blonde and an equally spectacularly ugly woman were in the same train compartment. As the train passed through a dark tunnel, the unmistakable sound of a slap rang out. Leaving the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red mark on his cheek. The blonde thought, "I bet that French swine tried to touch me and by mistake, put his hand on that ugly woman, who then slapped him. The fat woman thought, "That dirty old Frenchman felt up that blonde and she smacked him." The Frenchman thought, "That damned fool Englishman touched the blonde and she slapped me by mistake." The Englishman thought, "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that French moron again!"