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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 11:50 AM Thread Starter
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three strings walk into a bar all three of them have a seat at a table and one string goes to the bar to get some beers he walks up asks the bartender for three beers and the bartender says no I cant serve you so the string goes back to the table and the other strings ask wheres the beer and the string says he wouldnt serve me the second string says you just werent assertive enough so the second string walks upto the bar slams his hands on the bar and demands three beers for his buddys and the bartender says nope I cant serve you so the second string walks back to the table and said he wont serve me either then the third string says let me try so he ties himself in a knot and fuzzed up his hair and walks up the the bartender and asks for three beers and the bartender says arent you with those other guys and the third string says I'm afrayed knot
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LOL! I don't know what's funnier, the joke or that looooooooong sentence!
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either way aslong as its funny
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LOL! I don't know what's funnier, the joke or that looooooooong sentence!
or the fact that there was period at all.

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Um...strings don't have hands... j/k
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lol thats cute
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HAHA I used to tell that one all the time when I was drunk. Probably screwed it all up though
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Re: string joke

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three strings walk into a bar all three of them have a seat at a table and one string goes to the bar to get some beers he walks up asks the bartender for three beers and the bartender says no I cant serve you so the string goes back to the table and the other strings ask wheres the beer and the string says he wouldnt serve me the second string says you just werent assertive enough so the second string walks upto the bar slams his hands on the bar and demands three beers for his buddys and the bartender says nope I cant serve you so the second string walks back to the table and said he wont serve me either then the third string says let me try so he ties himself in a knot and fuzzed up his hair and walks up the the bartender and asks for three beers and the bartender says arent you with those other guys and the third string says I'm afrayed knot
3 walk in, 3 sit down and one goes to the bar, that's four.

You wrote one big fuckin run-on sentence.

The joke was ok.
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