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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-01-2004, 01:15 PM Thread Starter
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A gay couple have spent a good portion of their lives together when one gets sick. After a few months, he passes away.

His significant other is at the funeral home and decides to get the body creamated.

The funeral director says "Excuse my curiosity, but what do you plan on doing with the ashes?"

The man replied "Well, I'm going to take them home and put them in some chili, that way he can tear my asshole up one last time."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-01-2004, 01:19 PM
 
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A gay couple have spent a good portion of their lives together when one gets sick. After a few months, he passes away.

His significant other is at the funeral home and decides to get the body creamated.

The funeral director says "Excuse my curiosity, but what do you plan on doing with the ashes?"

The man replied "Well, I'm going to take them home and put them in some chili, that way he can tear my asshole up one last time."
You're sick! lol!
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-01-2004, 02:11 PM
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That is fucking wrong! Funny but oh so wrong.

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 12:34 AM
 
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very sick...very very sick. but the sad part is, i have gay friends. lol

and no they dont really think that way...i dont think lol
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 12:52 AM
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Similar to this:

Guy goes to the doctor and complains of having night sweats and recent weight loss.
Doctor says "we will run some blood tests".
After a day or so the doctor calls the guy back in.
Doctor says " I have good news and bad news"
Guy says "give me the bad news first"
Doctor says "You have AIDS"
Guy: "What is the good news about this?"
Doctor: " I want you to go to South America and drink the local water and eat all of the spicy foods you can eat"
Guy: "This will cure me?"
Doctor: " No but it will sure teach you what your asshole is for!"

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