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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 10:39 AM Thread Starter
 
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>Trees
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>It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
one
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>none:
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>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
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>small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
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>birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
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>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
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>sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
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>tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
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>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
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>neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
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>best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 10:42 AM
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Opulance. I has it.
 
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 02:29 PM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 07:27 PM
 
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-31-2004, 11:22 AM
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Almost as funny as the last time it was posted.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-31-2004, 01:01 PM
 
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LOL I think.....
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