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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 10:06 AM
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 02:27 PM
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thats just great i bet she pissed her pants

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-01-2004, 01:52 PM
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LOL, nice!

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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 12:30 AM
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lmfao...shared that with my other half, and she can't quit laughing lol
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-05-2004, 11:41 AM
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That suck's I would hate to be that lady!
My friends and I died laughing!!!! very funny!!!!
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