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First graders.....
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." "One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 01:13 PM
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 01:21 PM
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Good One! Hehehe
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OMG....I'm in tears. Yes I'm tired and delirious, but that was way too funny!!
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that shit was really funny!!!!

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that's so funny
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