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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-06-2001, 07:13 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Bush vs. the Taliban

Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and
George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of
talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down,
he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair.
They begin talking.

After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button.
A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big
boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs,
and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the
bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third
button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square
in the privates, he's finally had enough.

"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan.
"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks.
As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair
arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking
and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens.
George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses
the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush
roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is
pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens.

Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund.
"I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-06-2001, 10:10 AM
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yes yes yes, i originally heard it as being either:

1. kennedy and castro

2. kruschev and reagan

either way, that joke is a classic.

Originally Posted by HarrisonBT
I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

I facepalm myself.
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