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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 05:27 PM Thread Starter
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osama and bush:

> > Bush vs. Osama Bin Laden
> >
> >Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
> >down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They

> >would
have
> >5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
> >side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
> >
> >Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
> >in
the
> >world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
> >only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his

> >siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up
> >with
the
> >biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars
> >that were 5 " thick and nobody
> >could get near.
> >
> >When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
> >looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry
> >for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last
> >10
seconds
> >with the Afghanistani dog.
> >
> >When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage,
> >and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
> >leaped
out
> >of its cage
> >and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to
bite,
> >the
> >Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
> >There
was
> >nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his
> >head
in
> >disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had
> >our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and
> >Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian

> >Wolves
> >
> >"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
> >surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a
> >weenie dog."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 08:23 PM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 08:41 AM
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i had heard this before but its still funny

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 02:20 PM
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Not bad... got some good laughs and like how Michael Jackson was tossed in too!

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