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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 02:55 PM Thread Starter
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My wife noticing me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach.
Thinking I was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help, honey."

"Sure it does," I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 06:53 PM
 
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LOL Can I get a hell Yeah! LOL
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 08:34 PM
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thats some funny shit

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 08:50 PM
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LOL nice! Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer was trying to gain weight to work at home!

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Good one.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-31-2004, 01:54 AM
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