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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 02:53 PM Thread Starter
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A woman is sitting in a bar, wearing a tube top. Having never shaved her armpits, she has a thick black bush under each arm that she exposes every time she flags the bartender for another drink.
Near the end of the night, a drunk at the end of the bar tells the bartender, “Hey, I’d like to buy the ballerina a drink.”
“What makes you think she’s a ballerina?” the bartender asks.
“Any girl who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina.”
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 02:56 PM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 06:51 PM
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LMFAO Good one!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 08:35 PM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-02-2004, 07:33 PM
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