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Blonde joke

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.
"I'll take that bet," the blonde replied.

A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.

"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."

The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."

That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 03:05 PM
 
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post #5 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 08:42 AM
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-29-2004, 01:27 PM
 
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How predictable! LOL
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what does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? they are both empty from the neck up.

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post #8 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 03:18 PM
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post #9 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-30-2004, 07:18 PM
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If she knew he was going to do it, why didn't she try to stop him?
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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-02-2004, 12:41 PM
 
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lmao nice one
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post #12 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 12:33 AM
 
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shit lol, blondes are dumb, but...no no no i am going to reserve my comment on that one
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post #13 of 26 (permalink) Old 02-03-2004, 11:55 AM
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LMAO! Hey not all blondes are dumb...i got the joke!

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what do blondes use those big hoop ear rings for?

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that is funny shit
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what do blondes use those big hoop ear rings for?
no clue..

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LOL some good ones in here
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why can't blondes make CoolAid?

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they can not figure out how to get two quarts of water and a cup of sugar, into that little package.

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Why would they put it in the little package anyways??

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