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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-26-2004, 12:57 PM Thread Starter
 
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Golf Lessons/Sex lessons??

A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another
foursome of ladies
is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time, when finally the
last lady is ready to
hit the ball.

She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another
10 feet, then hacks
it another 10 feet.

She looks up at the men who are watching and says
apologetically, "I guess
all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't
help."

One of the men immediately replies, "Well, you know,
that's your problem
lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead."

His grave marker next to the tee box is a reminder for
other wiseasses.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-26-2004, 04:10 PM
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i do not get it.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 01:44 PM
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Re: Golf Lessons/Sex lessons??

Quote:
Originally posted by Tha50KidsGrl
"I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replies, "Well, you know,
that's your problem
lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead."

His grave marker next to the tee box is a reminder for
other wiseasses.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 08:44 PM
gotta love hotties
 
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kind of funny, kind of not. saw it coming from the beginning. but amusing
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