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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-24-2004, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
 
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Best toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for
the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John.

John Said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church
beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
into one of John's toasting buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only
been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come.
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