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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 01:02 PM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up Old man Goldstein

Old man Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy, asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "my penis died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like this Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas ?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 01:03 PM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-28-2004, 02:31 PM
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LOL pretty sick

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