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The Firetruck

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat.

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says. The fireman looks a little
closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to
the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think he could pull more."
The little girl replied: "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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i'm going to have to tell that to my brothers-in-law...they're bother firemen...lol

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Re: The Firetruck

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Originally posted by jeffyd's93
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied
to a dog and a cat.

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says. The fireman looks a little
closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to
the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think he could pull more."
The little girl replied: "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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My dad is a Fire Chief so I'll have to forward that one on to him!
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-24-2004, 02:06 PM
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