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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-21-2004, 01:45 PM Thread Starter
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A father and a son are driving down the road. The father decides to pull into the gas station for a beer and some cigarettes. The father tells the son he can get something too. They are back on the road again and the son is drinking a Dr. Pepper and eating a king size Snickers. The dad takes out a cigarette and lights it up. The son see's his dad smoking away and asks "Dad, can I try that cigarete?" The dad replies "Son, does your dick reach around and touch your asshole yet?" The son says "No" and the dad says "Sorry, you aren't a man yet".

About a mile down the road the dad opens his can of beer and takes a drink. The son says "Dad, can try some of your beer?" and the dad replies "Son, does your dick reach around and touch your asshole yet?" The son says "No" and the dad says "Sorry, you aren't a man yet".

About another mile down the road, the dad notices the son munching away on his king size Snickers and asks for a bite. The son says "Dad, does your dick reach around and touch your asshole yet?" and the dad responds "Yes...yes it does" and the son says "Well then go fuck yourself!"
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-21-2004, 02:08 PM
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