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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 11:46 PM Thread Starter
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John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up; John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell with Breakfast,
Come Back to Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put the Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had a Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And the Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's,
The Best in the Land,
But I'm busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 09:03 AM
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John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up; John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell with Breakfast,
Come Back to Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put the Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had a Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And the Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's,
The Best in the Land,
But I'm busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
lmao
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 09:04 AM
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Lol good one man.

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 09:27 AM
 
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surprised that man is soooo clever
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 10:49 AM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 11:50 AM Thread Starter
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surprised that man is soooo clever
a women probly wrote it

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-21-2004, 01:48 AM
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poor kid has no idea
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