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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-18-2004, 08:56 AM Thread Starter
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Definitely

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-18-2004, 01:33 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got a mental image of kid standing up (pants full o' poop) and saying that.... and now I can't stop laughing
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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants
lmao
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too funny
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 09:25 AM
 
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that's crazy...................i can see that happening though.....LMAO
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 10:50 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got a mental image of kid standing up (pants full o' poop) and saying that.... and now I can't stop laughing

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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-21-2004, 01:54 AM
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gotta love lil jonny jokes
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That was definitely funny!!!
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 12:13 PM
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LMAO! I'm rolling over here!
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 12:15 PM
 
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gotta love lil jonny jokes

Haha they're great!!
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 12:23 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got a mental image of kid standing up (pants full o' poop) and saying that.... and now I can't stop laughing
Thats not quite as funny as youd think.. when i was lil, i had a kid that sat across from me in class who crapped in his pants on a weekly basis. Very nasty indeed
post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-24-2004, 03:56 AM
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Thats not quite as funny as youd think.. when i was lil, i had a kid that sat across from me in class who crapped in his pants on a weekly basis. Very nasty indeed
i thought you said you would not tell

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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-24-2004, 01:57 PM
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MENTAL IMAGE LMAO!!!!
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