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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-17-2004, 11:40 AM Thread Starter
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was
right,
your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife
who
completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-17-2004, 03:05 PM
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thats a good one
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-20-2004, 10:52 AM
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-22-2004, 03:24 PM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 12:09 PM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-23-2004, 12:12 PM
 
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Good one!! LMAO
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-24-2004, 02:03 PM
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-27-2004, 12:49 PM
 
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I knew there was a weenie joke coming...
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