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Thumbs up Lost her 710

A few days ago I was having some work done at my
local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she
did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what
the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over
to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this
car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Click here to see
a picture of what she pointed to.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-15-2004, 09:08 AM
A G RATED SITE!
 
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-15-2004, 11:03 AM
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pretty good
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Golf anyone?
 
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Funny...If it's true.....LMAO
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Funny...If it's true.....LMAO
Just something I found while I was looking around. I bet It could be true though.
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lol
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 12:02 AM
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That was a good one about 6 months ago
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That was a good one about 6 months ago
6 months later and it's still funny. It has withstood the test of time.
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 11:40 AM
At least it sounds fast
 
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That was a good one about 6 months ago
It is a lot older than that. That one is a few years old.
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It is a lot older than that. That one is a few years old.
Made you look haha.
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thats crazy
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hehehehehe
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 06:29 AM
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Hell,,, never heard of it before and thought it was funny.

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