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The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
















(Scroll down for the answer.)

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such
thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.















**** Men keep scrolling.















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men Keep scrolling






















By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

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Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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LMAO at the women never listen comment.
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very good one sneaky!
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LMAOSBSICOMN!!!!!!
explain please

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explain please
Corrected!
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Little late on the reply here... but hahahah! Nice

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Little late on the reply here... but hahahah! Nice
its ok.

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