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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-10-2004, 09:38 AM Thread Starter
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Talking The Day Is Coming . . .

THE DAY IS COMING . . .

> Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

> Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

> Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

> Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> 6102049998-45-54610."

>Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland

>Drive,and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
>Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which

>Number are you calling from, sir?"

>Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

>Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

>Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your

>All-Meat Special pizzas..."

>Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

>Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

>Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very

>high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health
>Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

>Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

>Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure

>you'll like it"

>Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

>Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your

>Local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

>Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
>
>What's the damage?"

>Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four

>kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

>Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

>Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.

>Your credit card balance is over its limit."

>Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your

>driver gets here."

>Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's

>overdrawn."

>Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash

>ready. Howlong will it take?"

>Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45

>minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while
>you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be
>a little awkward."

>Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

>Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so

>your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that

>you'd be using it."

>Customer: "@#%/[email protected]&?#!"

>Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got

>a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

>Customer: (Speechless)

>Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

>Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of

>Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

>Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause states

>that the cola's only come with the ALL-MEAT pizza specials !
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-15-2004, 11:08 AM
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