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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-09-2004, 05:49 PM Thread Starter
 
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Gorilla Remover

GORILLA REMOVER
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> >
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> >A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks
in
the
> >yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
> >
> >He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in
30
> >minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's
got a
> >ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> >
> > "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
> >
> >"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
go
up
> >there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat."
> >
> >"When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles
> >and not let go." "The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me
to put
> >him in the cage in the back of the van."
> >
> >He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?"
asks
the
> >homeowner.
> >
> >"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 11:30 AM
A G RATED SITE!
 
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 01:07 PM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 01:11 PM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-15-2004, 11:10 AM
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 11:16 PM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-22-2004, 04:06 PM
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