Out with your mom
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Mansfield, Texas, USA
Father I have sinned....
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that."
But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads.
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
'88 F150, '01 Z71, '85 BMW 745i Turbo,
'79 280S Benz, '85 300SD Benz, '86 420SEL Benz, '87 300SDL Benz
(severely in need of updating, around 14 vehicle current)
I have red hair